WHY hasn't google fixed this? Bonus - a new word.

by Jesse 19. August 2008 16:50

I happen to notice some activity on my network this evening and, well, that shouldn't, so I looked into it.  Upon a google search regarding UDP port 50085 and came across a term, GateMAC -- search away!  What I found was the following clones (see:ALL THE SAME).  This irritates me to no end.

http://www.pcreview.co.uk/forums/thread-3383218.php

http://www.winvistaclub.com/forum/windows-vista-general-topics/7031-gatemac.html

http://forums.techarena.in/vista-help/891380.htm

http://www.eggheadcafe.com/software/aspnet/31485161/what-is-a-gatemac-network.aspx

http://www.vistax64.com/vista-general/120869-what-gatemac-network.html

http://www.mindfrost82.com/f166-windows-vista/39494-what-gatemac-network.html#post541507

6 of them? I mean seriously. that's ALMOST as bad as having search results of search results.  What the hell!?  This does nothing than waste my time and clutter my searches with CRAP.  From now on, I'm calling them spoogle.  That's right, spam + google = spoogle.  From now on, when I run into spoogles, I'm posting them.  How exactly are these things created?  WHY are they created?  More ads?  More angry blog posts from people like me?  What's the reasoning behind this crap?  Egh, and to think, sometimes I found things useful @ egghead.

Oh and no, none of them contained a useful answer.  I ended up writing a quick IPSec policy that prohibits 50085 udp traffic outside of my home network, period.  Take that.

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Graduation

by Jesse 22. June 2008 11:43

Today I went to a graduation.  This wasn't any graduation but someone that use to work for me for a couple years.  He's older than me, has a family (two kids in high school) and never went to college before, although his wife has a masters so this was new to him.  He was going for all the right reasons.  He didn't like where he was nor where he was going so it was time to change it -- off to college he went.  The first couple classes in electronics, he brought in some questions from his homework (which I encouraged, I have a similar degree) so we used the whiteboard to draw out the whole thing and break it up so it's easy.  Each time we did so, at the end he'd shake his head "That's it?! Are you serious?" -- this was great, it let me know he was understanding how to make it simple.  To make it stick, I made a point to bridge what he was doing at the office with what he was learning so it was practical and useful in other places.  I also began to teach him how to ask exact questions to get the answer he wanted.  This went on almost daily as I was his manager/mentor.

Interestingly, he graduated exactly 5 years after I obtained my bachelors.  Same place, same time, just 5 years later.  It caused a moment of reflection of what I'd done in those 5 years and more importantly, I had a direct hand in someone's continuation of bettering himself.  It was a somewhat strange feeling watching him walk across the stage.  I'd guess it's the same feeling my parents had when I walked across that very stage -- I wasn't expecting that since I have no kids.  Strange as it was, it made me proud.

After his commencement, he told me he wants to talk -- thinking of the next step, "what's next".  I'm sure it'll be a great conversation because by now, he's fully outgrown his position where I use to manage.

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Sitefinity and Custom Modules - Part 2.5

by Jesse 14. May 2008 03:44

in the past couple posts, I've been covering custom modules in sitefinity with subsonic.  This morning, I hit a snag and I'm not sure how I'm going to go about fixing it.  Immediately after one of the overloads, the SalesStatManager constructor is called where it gathers the provider info and promptly bombs out as such...

Configuration Error

Description: An error occurred during the processing of a configuration file required to service this request. Please review the specific error details below and modify your configuration file appropriately.

Parser Error Message: Could not find a type for a name.  The type name was 'SalesStats.DefaultProvider'.

Source Error:
Line 215: <providers>
Line 216: <clear/>
Line 217: <add name="Sales" securityProviderName="" type="SalesStats.DefaultProvider" conectionStringName="DefaultConnection" visible="true"/>
Line 218: </providers>
Line 219:</salesStats>

I've submitted a question to one of their devs in hopes they can tell me its something stupid (it has to be) and I can move forward with my uber cool research.  I love these projects.

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Unable to start debugging ...?

by Jesse 9. April 2008 02:47

Came in this morning and was smacked in the face with this... 

I'd been dorking around in the project in somewhat strange places so this wasn't a complete and total surprise.  I reset IIS, restarted the comp, went into the web.config and searched for red squigglies, rebuilt the solutions a billion times, cleaned the solution, looked at the error output, no help.  After a random web search and seeing suggestions that I've already tried, I go into the asp.net config settings within IIS for the particular app I'm working on (maybe I set it to v1.1? nope), click on the tabs and I get this surprisingly useful error.

...Debug cannot be parsed ..."On is not a valid value for boolean".  This also gives you a line number...gasp!  I jump into the web.config and sure enough on line 9 ....

custom error mode on, debug mode on ...how quaint ...thanks vstudio for not pitching a (useful) fit!  If you ever run across a strange cannot debug error, I suggest going into the asp.net config and clicking on the tabs!

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something very disturbing

by Jesse 1. March 2008 16:04

For those of you who don't know me very well, over the past few years I have come to appreciate the right to bear arms.  I had a friend of mine who grew up with them teach me how to clean them, how to shoot them, how to handle them propertly, how to "check a weapon", shoot safely (I'm not the best shot though...) etc.  I learned how to do things by the book since it -IS- a clearly dangerous device.  Today while at a gun shop, I witnessed something that made me VERY uneasy.  A little background, this place I was at is NOT a dive, not shady, not on any level a place you couldn't take anyone.  It's a general hunting/fishing place.  Also another disclaimer, if you don't care about any of the following topics, ignore this post - guns, laws, government, politics.  Still reading?  Good, I think you'll find this interesting.

In order to obtain a firearm, a background check must be done, and they check for the obvious stuff -- no felony convictions, no mental problems, no domestic violence cases outstanding, no illegal drug use, etc.  This can be done VERY quickly, usually within a few minutes with a call in to the feds.  I use to work closely with the "other end" of law enforcement with my time at the Attorney's Office and I was lucky enough to understand and detect (although this isn't rocket science) those that are under the influence of various controlled substences (crack/cocaine, LSD, X, marijuana, etc) and immediately noticed that one such symptom was being broadcasted by someone across the counter.  No, I'm not kidding, at all.

The person in question had bloodshot eyes, pupils the size of golfballs and slightly ...I wouldn't say frantic but very "switchy" -- he'd been doing crack/cocaine at best 24 hrs ago (probably earlier that morning).  I watched this guy intently, listening to his conversation.  He says his son had taken his other gun, got arrested (hu?) and the police took it and wouldn't give it back until he proved it was purchased legally.  Ok, at this point, if EVERY SINGLE red flag in your head isn't goin off, I can't help you.  He then explains to the clerk, and I can't believe this, that he was serious about buying another gun as well as getting his proof of purchase.  The guy behind the counter showed him a good, well made weapon, at a cost around 600$.  If you've ever looked, 600-800 is right around what you'd expect for a good, quality gun (in this case a brand new Beretta 92 9mm) -- I paid 600 for my first gun (not a Beretta), USED -- he didn't want that.  Then he was shown another, a nice Glock with a price tag around 500-550.  He didn't want that either.  The ...um, clerk pulls out the cheaper gun (I'll refrain from saying what kind, I don't like 'em, I think they're crap) for 350 in a 9mm.  He was more interested. 

Now mind you, during this entire exchange, the clerk is NOT handing the person the gun, at all, he WILL NOT let him touch it which is a clear indication that he (the clerk) has noticed "somethin' aint right" -- every time I, joe citizen, go in and ask to see one, I am presented the piece, regardless of cost, checked (verified no bullets in the gun) and handed over as if it were a priceless piece of jewlery, typically with some discussion of the given clerk's experience or the other clerks in general, safety features, etc.

At this point, I'm very much "not cool" with this particular person.  Even idiot me can pick up this guy is on something and the questionare you MUST fill out asks specifically if you have used something he clearly has (which is a felony!).  I motion one of the other clerks over and express my concern.  Almost unbelieveably, he says "Oh I know, happens all the time, but we can't stop them from buying any gun they want, it's their right just as much as it is yours, and we aren't cops -- we just can't do anything about it, we'd get the pants sued off of us".

-long pause-

<Sigh> He's right.  So on monday I'm thinkin' I need to make a few phone calls, most noteably my friend thats a judge, see what she thinks.  I know there's some circumstances where this guy could've had a good reason for it.  Regardless, I, joe citizen, don't completely believe he'd be honest on that questionare.

** Update ** 4/13/2008

Got a comment on my blog from "The F.B.I." with the address given of info@fbi.gov but there's a problem with it -- 1, the IP comes back to France ...sorry, that doesn't make me feel its more authentic (using the onion aren't ya?), 2nd, it refers to internet crime and not ...um, real crime so for now, I'm going to leave it in the comment bin until I get a bit more info on this.  So if you're reading this, use the contact page (link's up top) and drop me a line, let's talk.

 

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Legal mumbo-jumbo

by Jesse 20. February 2008 06:25

One often overlooked aspect of programming is that evil legal side.  Case in point, you are keeping user records of some kind.  Now, I'm not talking about SSN, Health Records (HIPPA) or bank info.  No, I'm speaking of retaining a users home phone, address, first name, last name, etc.  At what point does this fall into the legal consideration category?  The answer is "check your local codes".  Yea, it sucks, but there's hope.

Within 5 minutes I was able to find the state of Ohio's code regarding (legalese warning!) Private disclosure of security breach of computerized personal information data which is a fancy way of saying if someone steals enough stuff to grant the ability to steal someones ID or other non-public records.  The Federal govt has a law(s) for it, but local laws usually reach further and are more clear (as clear as a law can be) as to the actions necessary for this (typically notification and credit monitoring).  In this case, here's what the Ohio Law says "Private" information would be... Article 1349.19 section 7 chapter B items 1-4 (I don't make this stuff up)

(b) “Personal information” does not include publicly available information that is lawfully made available to the general public from federal, state, or local government records or any of the following media that are widely distributed:

(i) Any news, editorial, or advertising statement published in any bona fide newspaper, journal, or magazine, or broadcast over radio or television;

(ii) Any gathering or furnishing of information or news by any bona fide reporter, correspondent, or news bureau to news media described in division (A)(7)(b)(i) of this section;

(iii) Any publication designed for and distributed to members of any bona fide association or charitable or fraternal nonprofit corporation;

(iv) Any type of media similar in nature to any item, entity, or activity identified in division (A)(7)(b)(i), (ii), or (iii) of this section.

If you can't get it though normal means (public records, mass media or publication), its considered private information.  Still leaves room for "what is public" but something to consider.

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Chapter a night

by Jesse 5. February 2008 15:11

I've got a small library at the house here, I'm sure you have something simliar at home.  I've got things from college and various use books.  Unfortunately,  I use to read a lot more before I was a home owner, averaging a couple books a month and covering a slew of topics -- from psych, physics, engineering, programming, design, management, ton of stuff.  I particularly liked the psych books, they were fun to test.

I bought a couple books a while back and I've yet to really get into them, one is "Pro Sql Server 2005" and another is some kind of C# book ("Pro" as well).  I'm a firm believer that even the most basic book/video on the net can teach you at least one thing, and at my job, I've been learning a ton of stuff (I'm a big fan of delegates), but I've stopped reading like I use to -- until tonight.  I've decided that I'm reading (and also coding) a chapter a night at least, from both books.  I also need to snag a couple books @ work regarding certifications which I need to talk about Jim about the best approach, and the accountant recently gave me some test material I need to look over too.

So, this, tagged with my latest obsession with BeyondTV, my new Zune (yep, need a bigger one) and all the podcasts I've found, converting TV shows to ipod formats and rigging all this up to my TV, stereo and gigabit network, my new laptop and the new vid card I picked up so I can play bioshock ...shouldn't be too hard, right?

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Zune

by Jesse 28. January 2008 15:32

Been thinking about it for a while now and I finally bit it and bought a Zune (4g, black) and I was mildly irritated right off the bat.  Let me back up -- I have a sandisk 1gb that has the mega-idiot feature.  You plug it in, its a mass storage device, copy paste, copy paste, unplug it, it rebuilds its own index, done.  Sigh, I guess I have to graduate to using someone else's interface and I'm FORCED to use it.  Not so happy about that, but oh well, I'll get over it.

I download the software from the zune website and ! I've got a ...firmware update available?  Really now??  Ok, I'll play along so update away.  Sure enough, a process that I am very familiar with commences and within a couple minutes I've updated to 2.1 -- cool.  It activates my zune (which again, I'm fundamentally against, why should I have to activate? ...agh, anyway) and now I'm met with the zune software.  It's bad, I kind of like it until I try to copy over my playlists ...which are in media player -- both made my MS so they'll work nicely!  Bernt!  Wrong.  The correct answer is to open up my current playlists and changed them over to m3u(?).  Grr.  Ok, great, fine, dandy, now I got music and away it goes.

I'll confess -- I had never bothered to look into pod-anythings.  At all.  Ever.  Why? I'm not a fan of apple and the crap they sell.  Luckily, on the zune is a (shameless) plug for msnbc that you can download the evening news ...I happen to missed yesterdays news so off I go.  I see I can subscribe so I get everyone of 'em from, cool.  "So what else does this thing have?" and it was all down hill from there.  I find strongbad has a feed, ask a ninjabbc radio, discovery, cnn, a bunch of places and I subscribed to 'em all.  I configured it to take some more so than others (keep 3 vs 10 etc). 

Alright, I got some musica and some podcasts downloading, awesome...soooo how do you make this wireless sync work?  Long story short, I gave up on Vista and it worked perfectly on XP (I got a spare PC that has all my junk on it) -- and its nothin short of freakin awesome.  I come in, tell it to sync, sit it down and a few minutes later, done -- even connects @ 802.11g!  Now, just a week later ...I've got about 500m free and thinking I should've bought the 8gb at LEAST.

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Why I hate JFK airport

by Jesse 28. December 2007 06:00

I went on a long trip recently -- something around 5000 miles worth.  During this traveling I ended up at JFK, one of the LARGEST airports.  There's something like 8 terminals that are all huge and tons of people coming and going in every single direction. 

But thats not my reason for the post.  I was banking on this HUGE airport having a wireless connection ...BERNT!  wrong.  I spent about half and hour looking for one.  Turning on/off my wireless, randomly picking one and trying to get on the net.  Now, before I go further, let me specify -- FREE wireless is what I was looking for.  I managed to find one that wanted 8 bucks an hour or 25 for the whole day...I think not.  I land in Vienna hours later and guess what they have?  Free.  Wireless.  Internet.  And it works, first time.  I was happy.  By the way, Vienna is about 1/10th the size of the airport at JFK.

On my way back, I go over to JetBlue's terminal which touts free internet! free hotspot!  Not where I was sitting, and nor could the people sitting next to me.  At least they had power outlets.  (All over JFK there's "Samsung recharging stations", warning you of 2amps max with a 4amp breaker next to it ...my laptop worked fine in these outlets at full power while recharging so don't believe the 4amp hype)

Moral of the story -- if you plan on going to JFK, do NOT plan on internet connection (for free) that works ...anywhere.

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Totally off topic

by Jesse 18. December 2007 05:05

I saw this and couldn't help but laugh.  Credit - John Deering, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

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